1. Not sure who’s more tired.. Me or Mr Max πŸ˜‚ #kitty #sleepy #cwtches

     
  2. insanity-and-vanity:

    The Defender is a pepper spray that, when sprayed, takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police, along with your GPS location and user information. It also flashes a bright light in the attackers face and emits a loud alarm.

    http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

    I can’t wait untiil I can finally buy one of these

     

  3. THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

    This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

    (Source: sinistersaz, via mrsbrianjohnson)

     

  4. "Never love someone who treats you like you’re ordinary."
    — Oscar Wilde (via girlinlondon)

    (via riseabovethelies)

     
  5. historical-nonfiction:

    β€œThe whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.” β€” Horace Walpole

    (via riseabovethelies)

     

  6. Didn’t realise coming home, telling you what I did tonight briefly and being mainly silent or doing things for the whole 30 minutes I’ve been in was classed as being a dick. Hahaha what a joke.

     

  7. tonystarks:

    escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

    (via high5intheeyewithbutterknife)

     
  8. Taking a #catnap to whole new level πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

     
  9. My cats are far too funny πŸ˜…πŸ˜Έ

     
     
  10. Today’s catch of the day πŸ‘Œ #driftwood #mykindaday

     
  11. First things first I’m the realist ☝#iggy

     
  12. Boys will be boys 😻 #love

     
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  14. Cwtchy cwtches

     
  15. Sunday chillin cwtches πŸ˜»πŸ’œ #catsofinstagram